Friday, June 12, 2009

Tiling is Fun!


I'm pretty sure that the thought of tiling our bathroom has been keeping Contractor up at night. I didn't think my tile layout was all that extravagant, but I will admit it has changed and evolved some over the last few months to a somewhat simpler design.

We got 12x12" tiles, with 6x6" border/accent tiles, the accent tiles being both plain and four different patterns. I like things to be random and unexpected, so I wanted our tile layout to reflect that. I drew inspiration from my favorite spa up in the Big City, which has 24x24" tiles accented with some smaller mosaic tiles at an angle. However the spa tiles are not random at all.

First we laid out most of the tiles on the floor for a dry run, to get an idea of what we would have to do. I left some of the 12x12" tiles out so we could walk through the room and look at things.


We measured for the tile cutting, and then set up the 4-12" tile configuration with a 6" tile center. I figured it would be simple, once we got the correct measurement to lop off the edge of the 12x12's. Contractor was pretty worried about having to measure each and every tile, but we didn't have to. Sorry if I don't know the correct terminology, but it looks like this:



Contractor started cutting. I think he made the exact same cut on more than 30 tiles. I've forgotten how many tiles we hauled out to the tile saw. I carried the cut tiles back in and put them back into the layout.


Once all the tiles were cut, it was time to get down to business. Contractor mixed up the cement, which he calls "mud" and we started with the border. I basically handed him the tiles and then helped align them with the spacers.


This is what it looked like a couple hours in:


By 5:00pm, we had done all we could for the day. Contractor had a 24" x 12" space to sit in, and he said, "I guess this is what they mean by 'painting yourself into a corner.'" We cleaned up and he went home.

Back at it tomorrow!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Cowgirl Fashion Photo Shoot: Adam Kimmel

Last week, I was photographed by our friend Larry, to try out for a modeling job at a fashion photo shoot that was coming to the ranch. I expected them to just pass me by and show up with two blonds, but they decided to hire me! I was very excited! I checked out the designer's website ahead of time, and found some great outfits. I couldn't wait to see what designer fashions I would get to wear!

On Monday, Larry brought part of the crew down to scout the locations. I met Adam Kimmel, the designer; Jim Krantz, the photographer, and his wife Susan; Lynn, the producer; and a couple other crew members. They told me they had changed my schedule to Wednesday instead of Tuesday. We had a very nice visit. I asked Adam if I should wear my glasses or contacts, and he said, "Whatever you feel most comfortable in. Whenever I wear glasses with a cowboy hat it looks silly." I said, "I guess I should start looking in the mirror."

On Tuesday, I went out to the photo shoot site to see how it was going and talked to the producer, Lynn, about what time I should be there, etc. I asked her if there would be a makeup person, and she said, "No, they just want you au naturale." It really is a good thing Jenny taught me how to do natural-looking makeup!

Lynn told me to bring my cowboy "hats." Well, my dad commandeered my black Stetson a number of years ago and stretched it out. Number One took my brown cowboy hat and shrunk it, and I wasn't sure I could stretch it by 5AM the following morning. I haven't been anywhere to get a new hat yet. So I panicked a bit. Then I remembered that our dear friend Jean-Claude left his hat at CG's house, to ensure that he'll come back someday. I went up and tried it on, and if fit perfectly! Problem solved. I gathered the rest of my gear, my chinks, my two pairs of boots, contacts & saline solution, etc.

On the morning of the shoot, I woke up at 3:30am. I tried to sleep again until 4, but wasn't very successful.

At 4:00AM, I kicked Number One out of bed to go turn on the generator. We made coffee, and I got ready for my very first modeling job! We were scheduled to meet around 5:15AM, down at the Marlboro Corral. When you're the first person at the shoot, you have to open the gate. The moon was still out, but my little point and shoot doesn't take very good night pictures.


It's called the Marlboro Corral because it was built by some guys from Marlboro. It's quite rickety, so it's not very useful, but it is picturesque. Incidentally, it's not in any of the pictures that I saw being taken. And I didn't take any pictures of it either.

Below you can see the first car coming down the road to the photo shoot site.


Number One brought over some horses for us to use.


After everyone arrived, it was getting to be daylight. There was coffee (thank goodness) and breakfast sandwiches, fruit, etc.

They decided that they didn't want to shoot me (the girl) on a horse. So I just had to wait some more, but it was fun.


The male "cowboy/model" took off on a horse named Pete so they could take photos of him riding on a ridge. He was having trouble with the horse, getting more and more agitated (during which time the photographer, Jim Krantz, got some awesome shots of the horse rearing). The producer asked me to take the "cowboy/model" a different horse. I put a bridle on Zack, hopped on and rode while leading another horse over and up to where Pete and the "cowboy/model" were having their tiff. (and I didn't have my camera with me)

The "cowboy/model" saddled the second horse, hopped on and attempted to take off. I stayed up on the ridge, but out of the camera shot, just in case he needed anything else. The horse, having not yet been ridden, did not take kindly to the "cowboy/model's" spurs. He really should have warmed up the horse a bit before trying to gallop towards a cliff edge, but he didn't.

The horses could feel his anxiety and his anger. This "cowboy/model" was nervous about being bucked off, saying things like "I'm too old to fall on these rocks" and he started to make comments about our horses, and he was just plain angry. He also cussed in my presence. Not that I've never heard it before, but still he should have been more professional. I was trying to settle the horses down, calm them down, and here he was just being a jerk to them and then getting pissed and wondering why they weren't responding to him.

He even made a comment about the care of the horses, even though HE was the last person to ride them the day before and didn't brush them down after. I was not impressed with this man at all, which is why he doesn't deserve to be named here and the term "cowboy" is in quotes along with "model" because in my opinion, this jerk is neither.

So after the second horse (surprise!) didn't respond to him after 30 seconds, he wanted Zack, the horse with my saddle on. The photographer and entire crew were down there waiting, and he wanted to switch saddles. AGAIN. So we did. Larry walked all the way up the ridge to see what was going on.

With Larry, I led the horses down the rocky slope and out of the camera shot. I told Larry that guy should have brought his own horses. I pet the horses and apologized to them for that guy's behavior, and led them to a bunch of delicious grass.

Then Lynn, the producer, came to get me and take me to wardrobe to get dressed. I put on a luxuriously soft black sweater with embroidered steer heads on the front of the shoulders, along with my own Levi's, chinks, and boots. I asked the wardrobe ladies, Sabine (I think) and Natasha what it was made of, and Sabine said, "I don't know, probably cashmere." It was very warm and comfortable. We drove back over to the other ridge where they were shooting.

They decided that they wanted to get some pictures of me walking down a ridge, leading a horse. I walked UP the road and back down the ridge at least 6 times. Let me just tell you, it's not that easy walking down a ridge in the desert and avoiding cactus, rocks, sagebrush while "keeping your head up and looking around." I'm not sure how many pictures Jim took, but there were some really great ones.

In the meantime, the crew was setting up this muslin screen for "LookBook" shots.


I did some modeling for the LookBook photos, similar to the guy above. Just sort of walking in front of the screen, moving around in front of the screen. It was pretty fun. First I modeled the black steer head sweater. They told me they were just going to have me model the one outfit.

But then, they decided to put me in another outfit! Woohoo, time for wardrobe change. I do have to say it's a little strange to change clothes in front of a bunch of other people, but whatever, it was still fun. I wore a blue striped shirt, another probably cashmere cardigan, and tried on some unbelievably soft suspender pants in a gray sweatpant (but much softer) material. The gray pants didn't fit well, so back into my Levi's, chinks and boots. And of course the hat.

During the second outfit, it was really windy, but this made some nice effects with my hair flying around. There are some excellent shots of this outfit as well. Unfortunately, I don't have any to show you right now. But Jim and Susan are going to send me some, or eventually some might make it into Adam's 2010 LookBook!

When the crew broke for lunch and headed back to town, I went home. They were coming back around 4:30pm for another session. Number One had to take the horses back to the location, and he said they had invited us to have dinner with them at the corral. I got H-Bomb and Sawed Off dressed (in pants, even!) and headed over there.


The boys had a great time exploring in the desert, and Jim took some awesome family photos. He said he's going to send us some prints.

They took more LookBook photos of different models, including CG, and then took photos of Adam Kimmel himself. (center, facing the camera)


We had a dinner catered by a local restaurant, and everyone commented how cute H-Bomb and Sawed Off were in their cowboy hats and boots. And they tormented Natasha with a huge flying beetle they caught.

As the sun was starting to set, they got four male "cowboy/models" on horses, and started up the smoke machines. There will be some amazing photos from this shoot. I got a couple decent shots with my little digital.


It was a fantastic day, out of the ordinary, and I would do it again in a heartbeat. I met some great people, and I wish them all the best. I'm so happy I was able to be a part of Adam Kimmel's LookBook 2010. The photos are on their way to Italy and/or Paris for a show in about a week, and I can't wait to see myself on his website!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Wondering...

I'm wondering why the builders didn't show up yesterday; I'm anxious to begin tiling the bathroom.

Also wondering if it matters that the kitchen sink front is not attached to the cabinets yet, and if it will affect the countertop installation that is scheduled to happen around 8:AM today...

I'm wondering if the countertop guy will have the right tool to attach the sink front since there's not a chance in hell that the builders will be down here by 8:AM.

I'm just wondering how it will all go down. I suppose I'll come back and tell you later. And post pictures of our NEW KITCHEN COUNTERTOPS!!!! I hope.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Bathroom Tile


Tomorrow is theoretically the day we will begin tiling the floor. By "we" of course I mean my contractor, or his son, with me guiding the layout. I don't know anything about tiling. But I'd love to learn, so I'm excited.

For months, I have been thinking about how we'd like our tile laid out in the bathroom. The possibilities are limitless. It didn't take us long at all to choose the tile, an Italian-style ceramic from Home Depot. The layout is an entirely different story, and graph paper just wasn't cutting it for my brain. I had to physically lay some tiles down on the floor and move them around.


That's what we did tonight, Number One and I played with different combinations, and I believe we came up with a configuration we both like. I'll let you know how it goes.


Also, on what I hope was our final trip to Home Depot the other day, we picked up the bathroom vanity top:

A Labyrinth


Sometime during the night of June 1st into June 2nd, I had an epiphany. I am going to build a labyrinth on the ranch. I actually remembered this when I awoke on June 2nd, so it must be important. I mentioned this to Number One, and he simply said, "Okay." No questions, just "okay." It must be important.

I believe it all started back in 1994. I was working at, and equally exhausted and enamored by, The Grand Hotel, a magnificent, sparkling gem of a property on Mackinac Island in Michigan. A romantic place, accessible only by ferry boat or airplane, where there are no automobiles, only bicycles and horses, Mackinac is a spectacular experience. I was enamored also by the Musser family, who has owned the hotel for many years, and are dedicated stewards of this historic place. I admired Amelia Musser, a posh and elegant woman, of whom I caught glimpses during the season, but I don't remember specifically meeting her in person.

In my memory of that summer, a woman (who was quite possibly Lauren Artress) was either a guest of Mrs. Musser, or was doing a presentation at the hotel, or both. Regardless, this woman was into labyrinths. I had no idea what that meant at the time.

I don't have any particular memories of the woman, or any talks or exposure to anything labyrinthine. I do, however, still have a sticker. It is silver, with a purple labyrinth imprinted on it. I believe it is from Grace Cathedral in San Fransisco. And it intrigues me to this day. I still don't really know what it means.

But it is this image, purple on silver, and the name of the cathedral with which I awoke on June the 2nd. Some internet research has put it all together. It seems that now, there is a labyrinth at the Grand Hotel, and I'm certain it was Mrs. Musser's influence that brought it into being.

I want to go to there.

Since I have never walked a labyrinth, or seen one in person for that matter, I ordered two books, written by Dr. Lauren Artress of Grace Cathedral. Walking a Sacred Path and The Sacred Path Companion: A Guide to Walking the Labyrinth to Heal and Transform. The books arrived in two days. Reading Part One in The Sacred Path Companion, the very first sentence drew me in: "In modern culture, we need to be able to quiet our minds." Indeed we do. I will let you know more after I do more reading, but I do feel that a labyrinth is something I need in my life.


I have learned that both the Grand Hotel and the Grace Cathedral labyrinths are modeled after a labyrinth at Chartres Cathedral in France, which was constructed in the year 1200. I want to go to there as well.


For reasons unknown to me, building a labyrinth on the ranch is my current mission. I don't know where I will build it, or even how or when, but I will build it. It will take a lot of planning, and honestly I am not anticipating it being started until after construction on our house has ended. But it will come into being. Of that, I am certain.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

H-Bomb's Photography Class


The only thing I signed H-Bomb up for this whole summer was a 4-H photography "class." We went to it yesterday. The kids were given a disposable camera and divided into groups. They learned a bit about viewpoint, composition, and "trick" photography. H-Bomb took a couple extra photos with my digital camera.




The rest of the photos will be developed tomorrow, and if there are any good ones I'll share them. H-Bomb and the rest of the kids get to pick one favorite photo and enter them in the County Fair in August.


On the way home, we stopped and picked some flowers. It's that time of year again! (I took the flower photo)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

On The Way To Town Today...

This is what we saw in our normally dry, desert canyon.
(don't miss the two videos!)